It's no doubt that when you check the tracking status of the leather bag you purchased online two weeks ago, and it says "out for delivery", you're gonna feel really excited. While most will be excited, others will be completely ecstatic and jumping out of their skin. There are a handful of interesting, true and hilarious behaviors that people experience during these moments of over excitement. Below we have taken the time to elaborate on these behaviors with the least amount of exaggeration possible.
- Repeatedly stuttering on the phone as you tell your friend that your new leather bag is out for delivery.
- Tripping over things in the house that you have never ever tripped over before.
- Misplacing car keys, phone and everything else that you touch.
- Pacing around back and forth in the house as if you have short term memory loss.
- Looking out of the window every 30 seconds like your a meth addict.
- Imagining over and over again that you're opening the door to receive your package and all the ways it will play out.
- Checking your phone every five seconds as if something amazing is about appear on the screen.
- Standing out in the driveway looking absolutely desperate for something to arrive.
- Walking up and down the block waving your hands at every DHL delivery truck that passes.
- In the car screaming in over excitement while pounding the steering wheel.
- Speeding through the city partially running red lights before they turn green or not fully stopping at stops signs.
- Chasing down that DHL truck that you see in the distance.
- Holding up every FedEx truck at phone point shouting "do you have package number 874740976"!?
- Or at the DHL/FedEx dispatch office harassing the employees for details about the package location.
The good news is that you will more than likely get your new leather bag. And if you get it from us then there is no doubt in the entire universe that you won't get it and be more than satisfied. In any case, just sit still, relax and play a phone game or breathe in and breathe out and think about eating your favorite ice cream. And if these things clearly don't work, which i'm guessing they wont, then go ahead and have at it. Because, more than likely, no matter what you try, you are going to be really excited and in the midst of acting out one of these hilarious behaviors.